Thursday, July 27, 2006

Luna's Guide to Safety

Welcome to "Luna's Guide to Safety". In this first segment, we will visit Thunderstorm Safety. According to Luna's years of research investigation, it is prudent to use one or all of the following safety tips to avoid potential harm from loud booms and lightning:

Tip #1:
Come in from the storm.

Luna says that the first step in any Thunderstorm is to come inside
immediately!
Luna's Thunderstorm Tip #1
If this means yelling,....
Luna's Thunderstorm Tip #1
....begging, or scratching...
Luna's Scratch and Beg technique
....so be it. At least you're in from the dreaded rain, booms, and lightning now.

The remaining tips in this segment address locations of safety to seek out for the remainder of the storm.

Tip #2:
Shelter--The Desk

One of Luna's hiding spots...errrr...I mean safety locations, is under the desk. This will prevent lightning bolts from hitting your head.

Luna's Thunderstorm Tip #2

Tip #3:
Shelter--The Futon or Couch

The next area to seek out is behind a large piece of furniture, such as a couch or futon. This tight, enclosed area forms a barrier of protection and sense of comfort during the storm.

Luna's Thunderstorm Safety Tip #3

Luna's Thunderstorm Safety Tip #3

Tip #4:
Shelter--#1 Safety Location

Last, but not least, is Luna's
#1 recommended area of safety....the toilet.

Luna's Thunderstorm Safety Tip #4

Well...we're not quite sure about the scientific reasoning behind this one and Luna wasn't really able to give us a distinct reason for why this is a "safe" location. However, it makes her happy...so why wouldn't it be good for the rest of us too...

Luna's Thunderstorm Safety Tip #4

Thanks to Luna, we can now endure our next thunderstorm!

For future safety tips and tricks from Luna, you'll have to buy her book (sold only in select stores) or visit her in her hometown for private lectures. Finally, Luna would like to acknowledge one of her great influences, Walter. She uses his "inspiration" (or expiration) in all of her best work.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can vouch for Luna's technique. I've watched it for many years now and not once has she been injured in a thunderstorm, or by any other loud noise that passes by my house.

Anonymous said...

I also do home visits to let you know the safe locations in your home.